Who buys an iPhone from an airport vending machine? Seriously, I'd like to know. What kind of situation prompts that purchase? "oh, I'm bored, and I already read that Cosmo I brought. Better buy a $400 phone."
Now, lotto tickets in vending machines? There's something I can get behind. I thought Rhode Island was going to break my gambling streak... But no worries, I was easily able to purchase a losing scratch ticket before boarding my plane. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Other fun facts of the day: copious antihistamines have enables me to elude the terrible fate of being trapped on a plane with hives. I even managed to have a comfortable first flight despite breaking several of my cardinal rules for traveling... I am wearing a SKIRT and FLIP FLOPS. I am typically too frightened of freezing my bum off for this kind of fashion statement. Look at me turning over those new leaves! Must be fall.
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