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Tonight I drove from Houston to Georgetown.

PLACES I WANTED TO STOP:
-Michael's taxidermy.
-Happy Donut.
-"Jesus Saves" Tent Sale.
-Any of the more than 3 each I saw of the following: Drive-Thru beverage barns, sausage stores/warehouses, excessively large cement yard-art sales.
-Every town with a population of 300 or less.

PLACES I ACTUALLY STOPPED:
-Sonic (TOT STOP!)
-Brenham, TX (home of  Blue Bell Ice Cream. Accidental detour that turned into me following signs to an ice cream tour, only to cry on the inside when it was closed. I will not be having a Blue Bell Country Day.)

PLACES I ACTUALLY STOPPED, THAT IT TURNS OUT MY FATHER ALSO STOPPED. ALSO ON HIS WAY FROM HOUSTON TO GEORGETOWN. ALSO FOR WORK. ALSO IN A RENTAL CAR. 
-Buc-ees Truck Stop. (Billboard: "OMG... LOL.... it's a beaver!)  .... (not a joke)

TIME MY FATHER AND I BOTH ARRIVED HOME: 
9:25pm.

THINGS MY FAMILY IS APPARENTLY TERRIBLE AT:
Carpooling.

THINGS THAT APPARENTLY DON'T WORK ON THE SECOND FLOOR OF OUR HOUSE FOR REASONS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
The water.

Good night.