1. Do not leave your wallet home when driving to Connecticut for the day.
2. Always leave home with a full tank of gas, just in case you forget your wallet while driving to Connecticut for the day.
3. Always check under your front seat, just in case your wallet has actually been sitting there all along, and you are a complete idiot.
4. NEVER LEAVE YOUR CAR ALONE FOR 10 DAYS. It will probably feel hurt at your neglect, and possibly even decide to commit auto-cide in your absence.
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