10 things I hate about you, my Chevy Aveo rental car

I hate the way you beep at me,

and the way your bumper is scratched.

I hate the way you drive,

I hate it when your vents refuse to support my GPS holder.

I hate your dumb roll-down windows,

and your stupid non-automatic mirror adjustment.

I hate you so much every time I get you I want to cry,

and yell at the Enterprise sales lady.

I hate the way your blinker sounds,

I hate it when I have to manually lock every door.

I hate it when you get bad radio reception,

even worse when don't get any at all.

I hate you when you’re not around,

and more when you are.

But mostly I hate the way everyone else hates you,

so much that they don't take care of your either,

and that you are always the saddest car on the lot...

I hate that I never want to get you,

not even close…

not even a little bit…

not even at all.