I'm moving to Illinois.

Land of Lincoln? More like Land of ENDLESS CASH.

Thought I was in Wisconsin, but had accidentally crossed into Illinois. Bought a ticket, won a free ticket. Got my free ticket, WON $10. This brings my state total to $56!

Also won $1 when I made it back to Wisconsin.

Texas let me down.

Conclusion: there is a 100% chance of winning the Illinois lottery, and everywhere else is worthless. Except Wisconsin, which IS kind of awesome.