HOW TO HAVE A SUPER FUN MONDAY NIGHT.
Be wiped and just about ready to go to sleep.
Have some trash that includes food, decide it might be better off in a trashcan not in your room. Grab a key and walk down the hall to dispose of it. Return to your room, but only get a flashing red angry light from your door. Hm.
Assume you demagnetized the key. Go downstairs into the marble-floored, 4-star lobby wearing your finest sweatpants, stained tshirt, and no shoes (classy!). Get a new key, and an escort back to the room (since you didn't have an ID to show.) New key won't work either. Have your escort call someone else to bring a magical little machine to reprogram the lock. Works, but still flashes a slightly less angry yellow light.
Call Engineering to replace your lock battery. Have Engineering tell you that they brought the wrong type of battery, wait 20 more minutes for the right kind. Sit in your room awkwardly while Engineering fiddles with lock.
Finally have a securely locked room with functioning key.
Go to sleep, fingers crossed that you don't have to do it all again tomorrow......
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