For two hours today, I watched students coming around the same corner clutching smoothies. Obviously an investigation had to be launched. I WALKED THROUGH THE WHOLE BUILDING, and there were no smoothies to be found. Where were they coming from?! It was just cruel.
Important question: what colors of tights would you consider unprofessional? Any? Or does it all depend on outfit context?
MICHIGAN FACTS: in the state of Michigan, it is literally impossible to move into the left lane of a highway without being immediately tailgated by a large, white Ford truck. TRUST ME, I DID THE RESEARCH.
FUN TRAVEL FACTS:
- Broke up my big drive-across-Ohio day with a stop at the worlds largest horseshoe crab followed by one to the museum which donated said horseshoe crab to its current location (a baptist church) ... THE CREATION MUSEUM! This one's been on my bucket list ever since they announced they were building Noah's Ark (still in concept stage) and also since visiting a Bible theme park in Argentina. It was an enlightening experience (pun both intended and not intended. if that's possible.) So many dinosaurs!
- COMPLETE BRAIN FART: this afternoon, managed to misplace a folder containing all of my important paperwork from this trip. Spent an HOUR retracing my steps and trying to figure out where I could have possibly left it (by this point, it's pouring rain.) Made it back to the car only to find said folder, soaking wet, tucked under my windshield wiper. Realized Genius Me left in on my trunk earlier in the day when rearranging some of my bags. Add "important papers" to the frighteningly lengthy list of things I have left sitting on the trunk of a car. This list already includes but is not limited to: bocce ball set, water bottle, laptop. (yes, LAPTOP. and keep in mind these are all items I actually drove around with ON THE TRUNK OF MY CAR.)
I think it's time to go home. SEE YA SOON, BAY STATE.
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